english - Longest *Sentence* With Only Repeating Character Pairs

BACKGROUND

I asked a question about words: Longest Word With *Only* Repeating Character Pairs

The goal was to find a word where every character pair was repeated at least once. This was vulnerable to dictionary searches and didn't require human creativity. In addition, every answer was of the format [string][same string][first letter of string]. For instance, ALFALFA is [ALF][ALF][A]. In fact, from my own quick and non-technical figurings, this format is the only possible format that can fit such a challenge. The answers found were interesting but it was this conclusion that I found more interesting.

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CHALLENGE

Form a grammatically correct sentence in which every letter pair appears at least twice.

Clarifications: (The example below is invalid and is only intended to assist in clarification.)

• Words can not be repeated but variations of a word do not count as a repetition. This includes plurals, possessives, contractions, etc. Uni the Unicorn's eating the unicorns!


• Words count as a repetition if they match when converted to all uppercase and any non-letters are removed


• Any non-letter (spaces, hyphens, apostrophes, etc.) should be stripped prior to analysis. The result will be just a string of letters. UnitheUnicornseatingtheunicorns



• Capitalization does not matter. Convert them all to uppercase if that helps. UNITHEUNICORNSEATINGTHEUNICORNS

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Disclosure: I don't have a solution yet.

Answer

Poorly named IT company launches their new product

The Stand - for all your system sensationalising and standardising needs. A systemic and systematic approach to system standardisation.

Sensational Lice Mice Stand sensationally systematically re-systems, sensationalised standardised standards, standardising sensationalising standard systematisation system systematisations, un-systematically re-standardised standardisation systems, unstandardised systematic and systemic.

The sensational Mice with the Lice have a new product the "Stand" that sensationally systematically does re-systemming of sensationalised standardised standards. As well as standardising the sensationalising of standard of the systematisations of systematisation systems, as well as un-systematically re-standardised standardisation systems, and the unstandardised systematic and systemic

Much longer sentences can be made using lists of things, it is probably possible the make a sentence using every word as a long enough list will eventually contain every pair of characters. Even those pairs that don't appear in words or appear in only single words can be formed from the letters of adjacent words.