Wednesday, May 23, 2018

visual - Emoji Story - bad jokes edition


For devices that cannot display all the emoji, Android screenshots are included with each.





  1. ✊✊πŸšͺπŸ˜•❓πŸ‘»πŸ‘»❓🚫😒






joke 1





  1. ❓☠️πŸ’²πŸŒ½πŸ¦ŒπŸ‘‚






joke 2





  1. 🚢‍♂️🚢‍♂️πŸ»πŸšΆπŸ¦†





joke 3






  1. ❓6️⃣😱7️⃣7️⃣🍴9️⃣





joke 4






  1. ❓πŸ‘ƒπŸš«πŸ“πŸ‘ž





joke 5





  1. ❓❌🐈🐦πŸ₯•






joke 6



Answer





  1. ✊✊πŸšͺπŸ˜•❓πŸ‘»πŸ‘»❓🚫😒



    Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? You don't have to cry about it.






  2. ❓☠️πŸ’²πŸŒ½πŸ¦ŒπŸ‘‚



    How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.





  3. 🚢‍♂️🚢‍♂️πŸ»πŸšΆπŸ¦†




    Two men walk into a bar. The 3rd man ducks.





  4. ❓6️⃣😱7️⃣7️⃣🍴9️⃣



    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.






  5. ❓πŸ‘ƒπŸš«πŸ“πŸ‘ž



    Why can't your nose be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot. (Thanks to [@AustinWeaver][https://puzzling.stackexchange.com/users/41564/austin-weaver])





  6. ❓❌🐈🐦πŸ₯•



    What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot.






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