I have a story to tell. Don't be surprised if the story sounds incomplete; actually I omitted a part of it: or rather, the heart of the story..
There was some cash, but not mine. Some stupid persons had to be removed from the networks. The boss of the metalworkers didn't get a wash. A mixture of sulfur and urea was brought, but Sulea didn't come. This unexpected event didn't happen at the MIT. He raises no chickens. He has the appearance of a skeleton; he's no boss, though. He is indefensible, but not incompetent.
What does this story mean? What could the omitted part be?
Answer
To get started...
There was some cash, but not mine.
Money (cash) - my (mine) = one
Some stupid persons had to be removed from the networks.
Networks - nerks (stupid people, just learned this British slang) = two
The boss of the metalworkers didn't get a wash.
Lathreeve (head officer of a lathe) - lave (wash) = three
A mixture of sulfur and urea was brought, but Sulea didn't come.
Sulfur and urea make Sulfourea, take away Sulea = four
This unexpected event didn't happen at the MIT. (Thanks, @Wu33o!)
Misevent - MIT = seven
He raises no chickens.
heightens (raises) - hens (chickens) = eight
He has the appearance of a skeleton; he's no boss, though.
boniness - boss = nine
He is indefensible, but not incompetent.
untenable (indefensible) - unable (incompetent) = ten
So we're missing the "heart" of the matter. The omitted part could be:
After dropping a couple twenties on it, he listened to an old record. = five (fortyfive - forty)
He stayed away from the City of Angels when he got his vision surgically corrected. = six (lasix - la)
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